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"Ask us anything"
(They are sharing New Year greetings after spending a wonderful holiday)
Happy New Year.
(All of sudden)
Let's get along~
(Lonely)
(When you break up with someone)
(A new person comes along)
(I like Jang-hoon)
Now, we have a new question from Choi Tae-hyun.
This is sad.
My friend is planning to break up with his long-time girlfriend.
Oh no.
I think they're both waiting for the right time to break up.
Seo Jang-hoon, who's the symbol of cool break ups...
can you give tips on how to break up well?
- This is the funniest question. - Wait.
When did I become the symbol of break ups?
You are an expert of this above all of us.
(Became the icon of break ups!)
Hee-chul and Kyung-hoon are experts on relationships.
- I can be an expert of that. - We never dates openly.
But it's nothing that legally binds... (Sorry)
(Epitome of legal break ups)
I hate to say this... but...
there is no such thing as a good break up.
Right now this person is...
- trying to end things nicely. - But it's not possible.
The best way is to be honest and be fair...
and tell the other person that you want to end this relationship.
Without avoiding to be the first one to say it...
It depends on how you say it.
Let's say that there's only Jang-mi and Ho-mi in the world.
- Who would you date? - Close your eyes and imagine.
Imagine it. Honestly, Jang-hoon...
would you meet with Jang-mi over Ho-mi?
Is that even a question? (Wow)
That's because you're used to your face.
Ho-dong, I didn't want to say this to you...
People can't see this but I have really good skin.
What? Ho-dong... (Raising his arms meaninglessly)
(Silky skin) What are we doing on TV?
This isn't related to the question.
Feel Ho-dong's arm. (Surprised witness #1)
- Wow, he does have nice skin. - Yes, his skin is really soft.
I have nice skin too.
But you don't have nice skin on your face.
It's better than your's! That's all in the past!
Get your facts straight!
My skin is better than your's. What are you talking about?
It's not important whether you're handsome or not, Young-chul.
Your face looks a little crushed.
Hey.
But compared to Ho-dong, Young-chul is...
isn't he better looking?
(A bolt from the blue)
I will beat you up.
(Mom...) I dare you.
You can't do that on TV.
I won't give warnings anymore. I will physically hit you from now on.
(Rematch with Kang Ho-tong(?))
I will! (Flinch)
Practice and show me. How hard will you hit?
(Shivering)
(Punishment reserved for bad behavior)
I wasn't going to do this.
I can handle this so I'll say what I want.
Let's make it clear that Ho-mi is the prettiest.
Ho-mi is pretty. Ho-mi is pretty.
I feel good now. Keep complimenting me.
Okay.
- You're Kang Tae-hee. - Break ups...
can happen between two lovers.
- What was your hardest break up? - Between friends?
We only talked about break ups in relationships.
But when you just mentioned break ups I immediately thought of one person.
In the winter of my senior year in high school...
my oldest brother passed away from a car accident.
That was the first thing that came to my mind.
It was my first time parting from a family member, since my parents were still alive.
I didn't really get it at first.
I didn't notice anything at first but as time went on...
I felt his absence.
I lived with him for 18 years.
But now it's been more than 18 years since he died.
- It's been about 24 years now. - Yes.
So I don't remember him as much as I did when I was younger.
And that makes me really sad.
It's been 24 years since I made new memories with my brother.
I thought that I would cry while I said this.
But I can say this with honesty...
because now this separation is another memory that I can have with him.
- Did I depress the mood? - No...
it's such a fortunate event...
I didn't know you have such a heart breaking story.
Please talk as much as you want.
(Ho-dong's best comforting words)
I won't yell at you for talking so much~
- We can talk over each other. - Can I do that?
Do we have to act out a fake relationship?
Our first break up will be between 2 lovers.
We will look at some ways to break up well.
How to break up well?
(Soft music and beautiful flowers)
(High class place with great atmosphere)
(Welcome to Break-up cafe!)
What is this?
Are we becoming like "Surprise"?
I think...
they gave up the glass of water to throw water on our face.
- We had kimchi and noodles before. - They gave us kimchi and noodles...
water is a lot better than that.
I want to hear Ho-dong's break up story.
Your love story.
We're not asking for what's happening now.
You guys all know that I married my first love.
What? (I don't know!)
- I don't know. - What?
I've never heard of that.
I experienced different kinds of love.
But I thought about it, she's my first love.
What? Oh you had to think about it.
What about the people you dated before?
I don't remember. (Memory reset)
Then were you just playing with them?
(Culture shock!)
(E.N.J.O.Y)
(Dizzy from slang attack)
You were young back then.
Your face turned blue.
There must be women who just passed by in your life.
Okay, we understand.
(Old person got hurt inside)
The person I want to hear from the most...
- is Kyung-hoon. - Kyung-hoon.
- He is the most... - Let me ask you something.
- Have you ever been in love? - Of course.
- Was it passionate? - It's hard to say.
It's hard to measure if it was passionate or not.
I'm not sure how big it was.
When was your last love?
- My last love... - Yesterday?
It's funny to ask when the last love was.
- Yesterday? - Last love...
The most memorable one was when I was in the army.
(Love started and ended with term of military service.
- How did you guys break up? - After I was discharged.
When the time to break up comes...
you both know.
You think you will break up soon and it could even be today.
You know when the expiration of love is soon.
Yes, you get the feeling. So I told her in my car.
- I broke up with her and... - Did you kiss her for the last time?
Did you give her a goodbye kiss?
What's the point when you're breaking up?
Did you kiss when you broke up with girls?
Now I know you gave goodbye kisses.
(Procedure of break up- goodbye kiss)
That is very romantic.
It's very unexpected of you to kiss them goodbye.
It's like a ceremony.
You both feel it and stay still for 10 minutes.
There's no need to think about who will start.
You just start kissing.
And after that you just start walking away.
That kiss has a lot of meanings.
- You don't have to say anything. - This is from your experience?
- I'm just imagining it. - When was the last time?
It's in a lot of movies.
He is a goodbye kiss mania.
(Accepting the break up with a goodbye kiss)
(This is a true break up!)
- We have to test it out now. - Testing of goodbye kiss!
Test of goodbye kiss.
In order for Ho-dong to demonstrate a goodbye kiss...
we brought 2 females guests.
- Really? - Is it Jang-mi and Ho-mi?
No, it's not.
These guests turn on the guys in Korea.
- Girlfriend of all the guys. - Sul-hyun?
Girlfriend of all the guys?
- Two people, please come out. - There are two?
(Heart beating)
(Walking backwards with modesty)
Who is it?
Wait... is it beauty from behind?
(Unexpected dance moves!)
(Girlfriend with a lot of excitement)
- That person... - Isn't she Hye-ri from Reply 1988?
She's probably busy with work.
(Surprise~!)
- Oh, it's Ji-min... - What's with your reaction?
Ji-min! (Lee Gook-joo)
It's Ho-mi!
(Ho-mi has come!)
It's Ho-mi! (They look alike!)
(Welcome!)
(Gook-joo greets each member)
(After greeting Ho-dong...)
(Planned to go to Min Kyung-hoon!)
Why did you come without telling me?
(Ji-min also comes to Kyung-hoon)
Stop it. What are you doing?
(She really wants to knee kick!)
You don't have to hug to greet him.
We met at the end of the year ceremony.
She asked me to treat Kyung-hoon well then too.
She repeatedly asked me.
Gook-joo, this isn't your space.
Your spot is over here.
Gook-joo, the spot next to Kyung-hoon is mine.
I assume that you guys heard when we were talking about goodbye kiss.
What do you guys think about that?
What do you think about guys who do that?
I think he's crazy.
What did you say?
Hey, you're crazy!
You're so crazy!
This is the result of your goodbye kiss.
I think I would be really annoyed.
I'd slap him after saying 'What is this?'.
They met and loved each other.
But unfortunately their love ended.
It breaks their heart but they both feel that it's over.
So they met up.
Who were you sad with?
- You keep bringing this up... - It's just my imagination.
This isn't just your imagination.
Do you really think that I'm crazy?
You're acting like one!
You're a goodbye kiss mania.
- Goodbye kiss mania. - So that's why you keep breaking up.
He breaks up with them on purpose so he can kiss them.
You're really turning me into a goodbye kiss mania.
Now Gook-joo and Ji-min...
you will become a lover with the members.
You will reenact a couple breaking up.
Ji-min and Gook-joo will now pick 3 members...
with whom they want to reenact the scene.
Can I just pick 1 member?
- 1 person. - Out of all of us?
Can I just pick 1 member? I don't need 3 people.
If you pick Ho-dong, expect a goodbye kiss from him.
(Shivering) That's so scary.
(Kyung-hoon takes out a lip balm)
(Make sure lips are moisten!) Why is he putting that on?
(Perfectly prepped for goodbye kiss!)
- I don't believe it. - Please hurry.
Rock paper scissors shoot! (Ji-min picks first!)
Hello~
- Min... what? - Me?
I can't see, please move.
Hello.
Are you worried that you'll be picked first?
- Aren't you nervous? - Not at all!
- You're okay? - Yes.
If you act like that do you think women might think...
- "Who is he? He's so charismatic." - No, not at all.
It doesn't look good at all.
- No, not at all. - It doesn't look good at all.
(Extremely pleased!)
(Stands up with anger)
I didn't have one thought about that!)
Why did you get up?
(Forced to move by the members) Jang-hoon, stop it!
(Falsely accused)
(Ho-dong apologizes instead)
You guys won't be picked until last. Please keep quiet.
You'll be the last ones to be picked.
(Let's be quiet!) Yes, yes, yes.
I'll pick first.
But he has his back to me.
So he seems interesting, Lee Soo-geun!
He's the first one picked?
(Luxurious hand gesture!)
Oh my! What is that?
He's her KBS senior.
I'm more senior than he is!
Just accept it.
- Accept what? - Sit down.
Was he standing?
I thought I was sitting down after seeing Jang-hoon.
(Cracking up!)
(Similar)
(Looks similar up close...)
Gook-joo can pick whoever she wants.
Kyung-hoon, please take care of me.
- He's older than you? - I'm the youngest here.
- Go again. - Rock paper scissors shoot!
Rock paper scissors shoot!
- I pick Seo Jang-hoon. - Why?
Wow, look at his facial expression.
(Folding 207cm in half to thank her)
It's because I'm thankful.
I picked him because... don't I look smaller next to him.
(Petite)
- I'm a big fan of her's. - We look good together?
- Ji-min picks now. - I pick...
Since I picked a married person, I'll pick someone who's single.
Sorry to interrupt but why are you so nervous?
I'm just staying still.
(He caught me) Tell us your choice!
I pick Hee-chul.
Thank you. (Kicking out of disappointment)
Ji-min had no choice. (Depressed...)
Are you guys the last ones left?
(Kim Young-chul vs Kang Ho-dong.) This is the biggest match of the century.
Rock paper scissors shoot!
- I won... - This is a difficult situation.
- Who will Gook-joo pick? - Goodbye kiss.
Is it curry flavored poop or curry flavored poop?
(Curry flavored poop vs. poop flavored curry)
What a great comparison!
What's the difference?
I think I'll prefer the poop flavored curry.
I wouldn't want to eat poop.
- It's better to be a poop flavored curry. - I agree.
I pick...
poop flavored curry. Kang Ho-dong.
Thank you.
- Curry flavored poop! - Curry flavored poop.
- Kim Young-chul!
Okay then let's start with Lee Gook-joo.
Me? I'll start with Seo Jang-hoon.
- Okay. - He's getting ready anyway.
Don't bothered getting ready. I'm going to spray the water at you.
I'm going to spray the water at you.
You can clean after I spray.
(It's useless)
(Jang-hoon is hanging on to Gook-joo!)
- Spray him first. - I can't wait to see this.
Ready? (Action!)
(Two people met at the Break up Cafe)
Jang-hoon.
Why do we have to break up?
My heart is now...
- no longer here. - It's no longer here?
Why did you have a change of heart?
- Do you want the truth? - Wow.
Wait.
- Do you want the truth? - Tell me.
I'm in love with someone else...
(Flinch)
(Frightened Jang-hoon is very funny!)
(He gets scared easily for a big guy...)
(Shivering)
(Tries to calm down and carry on the conversation...)
I think I really found the one I like.
I'm just being honest with you...
(Automatically summons water)
What do you have to honestly tell me?
(Loading water!)
I'm telling you how I feel... (Getting chocked up out of fear)
(Loading 2nd cup with water!)
If I wasn't honest and hid the truth from you...
You're right we should be honest.
(Blood pressure increasing!)
(Why do you give me grief...)
I trusted you!
(Flinch again)
How could you be with another woman? (Crying with whole body)
Poor chair.
If you tell me what I did wrong, I'll fix it.
- I'll fix it. I'll fix it. - No, no.
- Jang-hoon. - Don't do this.
- Jang-hoon. - Grab the thigh band!
Grab the thigh band! (Summon wrestling ring!)
Grab the thigh band! Stand up!
(Random contest among the open weight category)
Start! (Referee walks out after doing his duties)
Jang-hoon, tell me what I did wrong.
- Tell me and I'll fix it. - Have a seat.
- Should I stop eating? - No.
What can I do?
Jang-hoon, you're going to leave me.
- Have a seat. - Okay, I'll sit.
- I'll be obedient. - Listen carefully.
It's not your fault. I told you the truth.
I hate those type of guys.
"It's not your fault..."
(Suddenly angry)
I'm sorry.
(Flinch)
I didn't know drinking water can be this scary.
Are you going to spray the water from your mouth?
I know you hate that the most.
(Rigid)
If you do that... wait.
If you're going to do that then I'm willing to date you again.
If you are willing to...
(Lips warming up)
(Anger explosion from his selfish ways)
Seo Jang-hoon, you! (Increased anger)
Stop drinking it.
I'm sorry but you can't just drink water in our restaurant.
(Water Baptism!)
(Tiger butterfly)
(So funny!)
(A big mess...)
(Jang-hoon, who is he~)
Wait, wait.
Give us a minute. We're breaking up right now!
I'm sorry that I interrupted.
- We're in the middle of a break up. - I'm sorry.
- Poor thing! - Give me an umbrella!
I'm not ready to break up with you.
Help me get over you.
Then I will leave you.
(Focused) Gook-joo.
I really didn't want to tell you this.
I need you to...
(Can I say this?)
- Trash? - Slim...
- What? - I want to meet someone who's slim.
- You're too healthy. - Healthy?
Healthy? (Water coming back like boomerang)
(Reflecting water!)
(If you receive something good?)
(It's a lover's heart to return the favor)
(Precious moment)
Jang-hoon, did you just spit it back at me?
Did you do it on purpose because you knew I was going to throw the water?
I honestly met someone who's my type.
I'm being honest with you.
If you're going to spit the water at me...
I'm willing to see you again.
- You're too healthy. - Healthy?
This is a situation of Kim Young-chul...
who doesn't know what's going to happen.
- Hi. - Sorry I'm late.
Let's just drink tea today. (Ji-min is determined to break up)
What did you want to tell me?
I don't think we...
I don't think we match well together.
I'm not excited to see you anymore.
Are you... breaking up with me?
I'd be thankful if we did.
What's your reason? Tell me why.
You need to tell me the reason so...
You're incompetent.
I pay for all our dates.
And I have to give you a ride everywhere.
I'll take the driver's test.
Stop it. I don't like you anymore. So stop trying.
Are you seeing someone else?
I'll tell you the truth.
I think it's better to tell you since I feel bad.
- Fine, go ahead. - The truth is...
What is the truth?
I'm seeing someone and he's here.
Really?
He was here all along? (Jang-hoon makes his move)
Ho-dong!
(It's not me...)
(Keeps going straight!)
(Escapes out of the set)
- Who are you? - This is him.
Who are you? (Threatening)
I am Ji-min's boyfriend.
Why do you keep following her? She doesn't like you!
I'll get my driver's license.
You're annoying, stop following me.
What is this? Who are you?
I am Ji-min's boyfriend.
Expert of goodbye kiss, Kang Ho-dong.
He's warming up for it.
- Expert of break ups. - What's the situation?
- Gook-joo will break up with him. - You're drunk.
- Gook-joo. - Oh my.
It's been a long time since I sat here.
What is he doing? (Unable to respond)
Gook-joo! Come here.
Oh my! Oh my!
I think I know why women break up with him.
Ho-dong, are you drunk?
Why did you want to see me?
- About that... - Yes?
- We're seeing each other now. - Yes.
I think I did a lot for you for the last 7 years.
The car that you drive around...
- give it back to me. - What?
- I need it back. - Did you buy it for me?
And this shirt...
I bought this for you too. I can't do this anymore.
Wait. (Give this back to me!)
- Ho-dong... Ho-dong. - Stop it!
- Ho-dong... - I said stop it!
I told you to stop!
(Audience getting excited)
(The direction of this victory?)
- Wow! - Wow!
- I have to film this! - He hit a girl!
(Fist is the medicine for boyfriends!)
(Great acting like wrestling)
(High skilled fight outbreak!)
(Vital spot kicked)
I spent my money on you!
(Ho-dong is knocked down by Gook-joo)
How dare you hit me? How dare you? Film this!
Did you see the guy hit me?
How are you? My money! My money!
(Anger is not going away easily)
(Outbreak of 2nd fight!)
You used my money! You! You!
(Girlfriend walking away fast)
Are you annoyed? (Bold)
(3rd fight- open snack pack!)
(Protest of nitrogen explosion)
(Drooled as he was shocked)
(Unthinkable!)
(Girlfriend please calm down...)
(Hiding under umbrella)
How dare you hit a girl? Hit me. Hit me!
- I said hit me. - Calm down.
You can't bring food from outside.
Hide it! (Hurry, give it to me)
(Hiding it under the table)
(I'll be watching you)
(Stormy moments have passed...)
What are you going to do now?
Let's kiss.
(Prude)
(Come on baby~)
(Required step for Ho-dong's break ups)
(After 7 break ups, goodbye kiss makes sure there's 8th date)
Wow, he is so charismatic.
(Vroom vroom)
(Let's have a deep break up~)
(Crawling on all 4 feet like an animal!)
(This is my style!)
(What a sight...)
(Wavering her determination to break up)
(Life expectancy of love is extending)
I told you to stop! (Drunk behaviors)
Let's kiss. (Break up ceremony goodbye kiss)
(Easily angered and animal like man)
What do you think of a violent man?
What if he hit you?
Let's say that he didn't really hit you...
but he would threaten to hit you.
I hate that. I'd tell him about that a couple of times.
But if he doesn't fix it then it's over.
It's over. You have to break up.
We should've broken up too.
But you guys were both hitting each other.
We're similar in size so it's acceptable by other people.
- Abuse of both parties. - Yes.
Ho-dong acted out as the worst kind of person.
(Hee-chul and Ji-min's good way of breaking up)
- Hee-chul. - Yes?
- Who are you contacting? - It's no one.
Who was that at 1 am?
It's just someone I know...
- Who is it? - Hey.
- Tell me who it is. - I hate when you do this.
(Full of annoyance) Let me check.
- He's truly annoyed. - I'll put it back after seeing who it is.
You're really annoying me again.
This is scary. (Cold atmosphere)
What are you doing? Huh?
Hee-chul, I'm sorry!
What are you... Hee-chul, I'm sorry!
What kind of situation is this?
(Soaked)
Hee-chul, I'm so sorry!
- I'm sorry. - Get out. Don't come here.
- Get out? Wow. - I'll wash it for you.
Poor thing.
- I'll buy you a new phone. - Let's just break up.
I think we dated for too long.
If I see someone for more than 1 month...
- I get really sick of her. - I'll make sure you don't get sick of me.
I wish that you were quick to understand what I'm saying.
- I will try harder. - Then you should've done it before.
Wow... (He's coming out strong)
Hee-chul, I'll be better. (Every word becomes a scar...)
It's too late. (Starts to cry)
I hate when girls cry.
How many times do I need to tell you? 10 times?
Let's break up. Let's break up.
Wow.
(I can't believe that I trusted a man like him...)
I feel bad for her...
Let's end things here. We came too far.
I'll give you 5 minutes. After that, we're no longer a couple.
Wow, he's definitely done this before. (He is such a jerk)
- Okay? - Okay, Hee-chul.
I'm so sick of you. (Slowly gets up with resignation)
- I'll leave first. - Okay. Go.
(He doesn't look back)
- But Hee-chul... - What?
drink this!
I wanted to leave after doing this.
Be happy. (Result of a bad boy)
You're a bad luck.
That's justice! (One shot of coolness!)
You didn't think she was going to do it.
(Have you ever broken up with a man like him?)
(Being mean so he can break up with her!)
(A man who doesn't care about her feelings)
(Getting rid of all the love that was left!)
(Put it nicely- a man who induces the break up)
Do you prefer a bad guy like Hee-chul?
Or would you prefer a pure guy like Ho-dong?
Why? Why do you do that? (Starting again)
(Obsessed with popularity!)
- I'm really curious. - Why are you really curious?
It's true that we are attracted to the bad guy first.
After we break up with the bad guy...
that's when we realize and look for good guys.
- So after you have a bad experience? - Yes.
When you said that 10 times...
(Should I tell you 10 times? Let's break up. Let's break up.)
that really made me feel like I hit rock bottom.
In my head I'm thinking 'Does he really think of me as a piece of crap?'
It drives me crazy. So even though I'm watching this...
- it was hard to watch. - It was hard for me to act that too.
No, it seemed like you did that before.
I usually don't cry on TV.
Excuse me Hee-chul, you were definitely just being yourself.
- You were being yourself. - Yes, he acted like himself.
Really?
(Hee-chul, attempting for the Oscars?!)
Where did you learn about doing that 10 times?
I really don't know.
Did you just come up with it?
(I'm not a bad guy)
(Kyung-hoon and Gook-joo's good way of breaking up)
They are the most honest couple here.
- Should we start? - Yes.
What should we eat?
Let's eat what we usually eat. Should we get pizza?
- I like everything. - You like everything?
- Yes. - Then let's get pizza and pasta.
- Okay, anything you want. - Excuse me.
- Can you give us the menu? - Okay.
Give us our usual meal...
a pizza and a pasta.
I'm sorry but...
we're a traditional tea house.
(Summons a place)
- Are they under a new management? - You come here quite often.
- You can't keep... - You come here often?
- She keeps coming. - Yes. I'm close with him.
She always gets the tea porridge.
- Give us tea porridge and herbal tea. - Okay.
Did you want 6-person size like last time?
That's a secret. Give it to me in 1 bowl.
So you come here very often.
This is a traditional tea house.
Should we go to the amusement park and go on rides?
- Tomorrow? - Yes.
My schedule is empty all this week.
This week is your vacation so I didn't make any plans this week.
- That can be a pressure to him. - I don't think I can do tomorrow.
Then what about the day after tomorrow?
Gook-joo. (Suddenly holds her hands)
I...
have something to tell you.
What?
I...
What?
I want to break up with you.
(Did I hear wrong?)
What... stop joking.
I'm not joking. I'm serious.
What are you talking about? We were fine and had so much fun yesterday.
We met up and everything was fine yesterday.
- Stop it. - I think she really likes him.
I don't think it's the right time for me to be in a relationship.
- I have to study... - Do it and I won't bother you.
- I... - If you ask me not to call you, I won't.
- I won't bother you. - That's not a relationship.
I can wait for you.
I don't think that's a relationship.
You don't like me anymore, do you?
That's not it.
He answered too late.
(Focused)
- Kyung-hoon... - Yes?
did you even love me at all?
I loved you a lot.
Then how could you end this so easily?
- I didn't think this would happen either. - Wow...
you betrayed me right away.
So you don't have any feelings left for me?
(Couldn't barely say it out loud...)
Fine.
(Easily accepts it and stands up) Fine, Kyung-hoon.
- Where are you going? - Oh...
(Falls down) Hey!
(Big disaster!) Gook-joo...
Can you help me here?
Should I call the towing truck? (I have anemia)
Please help me. She's...
she's weak and has anemia.
- Kyung-hoon... - Miss!
- Please help!
- Miss! - What's going on?
Kyung-hoon, I can't break up with you.
1 2 3!
(Gives up fast!)
(Embarrassed)
(Both are a mess...)
Even he couldn't pick her up.
I only have 1 month left to live.
- All of the sudden? - Just like that?
Kyung-hoon, I can't live without you!
She only has 1 month to live.
- Let's sit over there. - Kyung-hoon...
(Explosion of begging!)
I've seen someone do this actually.
- Gook-joo, don't lay here. - No!
I'm not getting up until you cancel the break up.
- You have to cancel the break up first. - Then she'll sit.
- Fine, I cancel the break up. - Okay.
The guy is letting her get her hopes up.
I'm fine now. Were you just joking?
I honestly beg you.
(No longer smiling)
When we both have good feelings for each other...
I wish that we can break up with this good feeling.
Why do we have to break up when we both have good feelings?
She's right. (Agreeing)
We like each other so why do we have to break up?
Because in order for me to break up with you...
I have to act like the bad guy.
But I don't want to do that.
That makes it worse.
You are really a bad person.
- It feels like they're a real couple. - It's like a drama.
Yes, it really feels like a drama. You guys will beat Geum Sa-wol.
("Ask us anything" airs on Saturday at 11 pm.)
You have to give me some time.
For how long?
- 3 years. - 3 years?
She only has 1 month to live but asks for 3 years.
Even the serving time for the army is 2 years.
3 years is too long.
Fine...
I'll break up with you.
Let's do a goodbye kiss.
I can't break up with you without doing this.
If you want to break up, we have to do this or...
we have to cancel the break up. (Standing at a fork stop)
- You mean it? - Yes.
Don't let me see you ever again.
(Pathetic)
After this kiss, you can never see me again.
You do realize that we never kissed during our 3 year relationship?
- We dated for 3 years? - So this is your first kiss?
(Spirit of platonic love)
- For 3 years. - Do you know why I didn't kiss you?
why?
I wanted to protect you.
(You can talk the talk)
What did you just say? (Frowning)
I wanted to protect you, Gook-joo.
You were too overprotective.
I can protect you so much more than this.
- I promise you. - Are we arm wrestling?
No, just don't let me see you every again.
- Wow. - He must really hate goodbye kisses.
With this last kiss...
our relationship is over.
(Unbelievable...)
Who should give the kiss?
(Over-caring)
Who should do it?
- I'll do it. - Okay.
What a man.
Gook-joo, wouldn't it be better if you did it?
Why are you rinsing your mouth?
- Shouldn't you do it? - No.
Let's beat the drama first.
Wait a minute.
We...
have to keep our mouths closed.
(Oh my god!)
(Increase of requirements)
(Feeble pride)
You've become a mess.
Thank you for everything.
(Waited 3 years for the 1st and last kiss)
(Are they kissing for real?)
- Goodbye kiss. - Thank you.
- What? - Was it a real kiss?
What? (Deeply moved!)
Did you do it for real?
(She has the whole world)
Good job everyone!
(Going home with satisfaction!)
- You have to eat your food! - Oh yea?
I'm fine! (I'm already full!)
Gook-joo, congratulations!
I will succeed in 2016! Fighting!
I'm more happy about this than getting an award.
(He has a hard time telling how he really feels)
(He has a lot of excuses)
(Very nice to the end...)
(Warning: may be hiding his true self)
(Pretending to be the nice guy!)
Gook-joo, even though you broke up, because of the goodbye kiss...
- you had a happy ending. - I envy you.
I was happy about the kiss but I don't think it's a good way to break up.
- In real life? - Yes.
If the girl still likes him, she'll keep thinking about that last kiss.
Kyung-hoon, have you ever broke up with someone?
I broke up with girls before.
Actually I never had the girl break up with me first.
I usually break up with her first.
- Really? - You're a bad guy.
Why? It's natural for these things to happen when you're dating.
I've never broken up with the girl. They always broke up with me.
- Stop lying. - No, I'm serious!
I bet you annoy her and make her break up with you.
- Ow, my eyes hurt. - I can see him do that.
- I have to break up with him. - It's been so long time!
I saw you yesterday but I still get the butterflies.
- I saw you yesterday. - It's still has been so long.
It feels like a long time if I don't see you for a couple of hours.
(Ends with hand beats!)
Stop doing that!
- Okay. - You do a lot of old stuff.
- Okay, okay. - What are you going to eat?
I'll have the citrus tea. What about you, Ji-min?
I'll have the Job tear's tea.
So 1 citrus tea and 1 Job tear's tea.
We will have 1 citrus tea and 1 Job tear's tea.
Sorry, we're a fresh water eel house.
Oh, this is a fresh water eel house. Then...
Please give us 2 spicy catfish stews.
2 spicy catfish stews.
Soo-geun, how old are you?
Age is not important.
- I'm not saying that it's important. - How old are you?
- I'm 22 years old. - You don't know my age?
- We're 4 years apart. - So you're 26 years old?
We're 4 years apart. We're perfect for each other.
That's why I never thought that we would ever break up...
- throughout the whole time. - He already knows.
I already have our future planned out and babies all figured out.
- That's why I'm happy everyday. - I hate that about you.
No, you don't. If you do, you have to marry me.
So I think about how we should get married.
I think about it every night before bed.
I don't want to see you anymore.
You don't want to see me anymore? Oh my.
Don't laugh. I'm not kidding.
Why do you bring this up while eating spicy catfish stew?
You should've said it seriously.
- I'll be honest with you. - Okay.
You...
are already married?
(Really surprised)
- I think we'll beat Geum Sa-wol. - He has 2 kids.
I had no idea because you covered it up so well.
Shouldn't you do something about it if you want to keep seeing me?
You want me to get a divorce?
Let me take care of all that.
Don't worry about it.
So what are you going to do?
You got a call from your wife.
(Nonchalantly gets the phone!) Hello?
Yes.
Yes, I'll be home early today.
(This guy's double life)
- I'm with someone that I know. - She's just someone he knows.
(Shocked)
- Don't worry. - It's tough to interrupt.
Okay, don't worry. Wow, this place is so weird.
I told you we should go somewhere else. (What is going on...)
- What are you doing? - This seat... what?
- You're with someone you know? - Yes.
Are you someone that I don't know?
I know you better than anyone else.
I know you so I told her that it's someone I know.
- What should I say then? I know you. - He's good.
- What should I say? - I'm getting goosebumps.
What do you mean? Why do you have the goosebumps?
(Responding nonchalantly!)
So tell me what you're going to do.
- I want to break up with you. - You want to break up?
Why?!
(Starting all over again)
You have a son!
- What? - You have a son.
So what if I have a son? (Bold)
- This is a crazy storyline. - It's craziest of all crazy story lines.
Aren't you embarrassed for your son?
No.
- No? - They're too young to understand.
(Crazy storyline dialogue)
You little! (I can't take it anymore!)
You're a piece of trash!
(Annoyed)
- Hey! - What?
- What about you? - What about me?
You knew that I was married.
I'm a piece of trash?
You're a piece of trash too!
You're really funny.
Hey!
(Final punches of this crazy storyline!)
- Hey! - What?
(Curry flavored poop) (Poop flavored curry)
You knew I was married. I told you.
I didn't know you have 3, I mean 2 sons!
Would it have been better if I had 1?
Does that make it okay? (Unable to stop)
- Is 1 son better? - I thought you only had 1 son.
What kind of situation is that?
(He jokes about everything)
(Acts bold when faced with his faults)
(He starts to blameshift when cornered)
(Crazy storyline!)
What do you think is the best?
If you had to pick from these types of break ups?
I'd pick the one that's the most unmemorable.
I think that's the best way to break up.
The most memorable ones weren't good break ups.
I don't remember how Young-chul handled the break up.
(Is this a good thing or a bad thing?)
You don't remember?
So I think it didn't hurt as much.
Or did it hurt at all?
His break up may not air so let's pick one more.
So other than Young-chul's break up...
This particular situation was the worst...
but I pick Hee-chul's break up.
- It's very clean. - I wouldn't ever cling on to him.
I think it would be easy for me to get over.
Yes, I agree.
Who do you think was the worst?
Seo Jang-hoon!
I picked him because...
of course Ho-dong much more manly...
then we had an eye contact. (Felt a connection)
So there might've been a chance that we may get back together.
(They may test the water)
Fire may sparkle between us again.
But if you start pointing fingers and point out the weaknesses...
I think that's definitely the worst.
- Seo Jang-hoon was like that? - He was a little.
- I pick Min Kyung-hoon as the worst. - Why?
Because...
- I... - There are guys like him.
Pick someone that you partnered with!
He is mad.
- We're friends! - Producer says it's okay.
- No... is it okay? - It's okay!
Do you know why he's the worst? There are guys...
who covers himself well.
- He's not a good person? - He's not.
He tells the girl that it's not her fault.
He claims that he's the reason for the break up.
There are guys who protects himself and be the cool guy to the end.
I hate that.
Hi piece of trash!
I hate that.
(Uncomfortable)
It's my first time meeting her but she's really not my type.
I didn't like you from the moment you came on TV.
- What is this? - I always change the channel.
If you two keep this up, you'll get close.
(Trembling from fear)
Gook-joo is nervous.
He kissed someone else in front of my eyes so no thanks.
Our original question was if there is a good way to break up.
I think this is the answer.
- Nope. - There is no good way to break up.
One person is still so much in love while the other person is not.
There is no beautiful break up.
Next is departing from your job.
Have you ever experienced separation from your job?
I don't have many experiences doing a lot of shows, but I have 1 experience.
I was on Three Wheels.
We all went out to eat...
and I even bought dinner that day.
(He just had to use his wallet that day)
They suddenly came to me the next week.
People on the higher level wanted a female instead...
They didn't realize how good Seo Jang-mi is.
After I heard that...
I was with them for 2 more episodes...
because they couldn't decide who to pick.
They're so cruel for doing that after they told you.
But to be honest about that situation...
it was hard for me too.
So there was no grudge. We ended on a good note.
I had a fight long time ago.
- What? - With who?
- What show? - I fought with the producer.
- Really? - Yes, I told him that I'll kill him.
(Flinch)
- I remember. - The producer said that to you?
- It was a very long time ago. - He was very young.
I was very young and he wouldn't acknowledge my talent.
I knew that I was good.
- I told him we're enemies now. - So you'll kill him?
- I'd be scared to fire you. - I don't think it's an easy task.
If I was a producer and I heard this...
I'd go up and ask if this program can just be discontinued.
This is my experience.
They told me to leave Strong Heart for the Go Show.
After 10 months, the show discontinued.
So they told me to return to Strong Heart.
So in the process of going back to the Strong Heart, it discontinued.
(Shows are discontinued everywhere he went)
- What kind of madness is this? - Did you film it?
I went and said I will be re-joining this team after Go Show.
But that was the last week of filming Strong Heart. I just didn't know it.
(Entertainer's dream to have a long lasting show)
(Did their truth help them...?)
(Ask us anything endured the fluctuations)
(Ask us anything episode 2,611) (It became a global sensation)
(Members of 50 years suddenly held a press conference...)
(Year 2066 Seoul Sang-am Dong)
(Unbelievable after filming for 50 years...)
(Ask us anything retirement press conference)
(Kang Ho-dong age 97)
(Kim Hee-chul age 84)
(Anti-wrinkle techniques haven't developed yet...)
(Kim Young-chul age 93) (Min Kyung-hoon age 83)
I'm truly thankful to be here with all of the elders.
- Let me introduce myself. - Who are you?
I am JTBC's announcer Jang Sung-kyu's son...
Jang Ha-joon. (Picture from 50 years ago)
- Ha-joon got so big! - Yes, I grew up.
- Come here and let me touch you. - Okay.
I'm sorry. (He takes jokes well)
You are so nosy!
Soo-geun is a nosy old man!
You can't say that to me!
- Why? - Yesterday...
You guys should have all came yesterday!
To what?
- Yeo Director passed away. - I know.
He passed away!
When did he die?
Stop talking about people who died!
Everyone died!
Hwang Chi-yul died in China!
(He should've came back sooner...)
(Only 6 left!)
Where did you come from?
You old fool! I'm your friend!
I'm sorry.
(Quick apology for overreaching)
(Became the big tree as an entertainer in 2066!)
Professional reporters who represent our country have come...
in honor of the retirement of Ask us anything.
Welcome them with a round of applause.
(Clapping first)
Professional reporters who represent our country have come...
in honor of the retirement of Ask us anything.
Welcome them with a round of applause.
(Clapping first)
(Dazzling)
(Stands up right away!)
(Burden)
(Shaking) You don't have to come out.
You don't have to come out here.
- You have sit down. - I'll arrange a tea time.
Are you sure that they are way younger than us?
- Can I talk less formally? - Please speak comfortably.
Treat them like you would treat guests.
Are you that Jane?
I am Lady Jane's daughter.
My name is Girl Jane. It's nice to meet you all.
I was very close with your mother.
Your mother and Ssam...
(Forcibly summons)
I am Jo Jeung-woo, son of the legend of reporters, Jo Young-goo.
Didn't I grow up well?
This family is a failure.
He left you with his face.
(Useless DNA...)
- The 3rd reporter... - Yes, 3rd reporter.
- Let me introduce... - I told you not to show up!
Do you have bad memories with her?
It's not her. You mean her mother.
I told her not to show up a long time ago.
- She is actually my grandmother. - You're her granddaughter?
My grandmother was Lee Gook-joo, the racer model.
- She was a racing model? - Yes, model Lee Gook-joo.
- Who's that resembling a chick? - Our last reporter.
There was a female comedian named Kim Ji-min.
I am her great granddaughter.
What's your name?
My name is Kim Tae-hee.
- Kim Tae-hee... - Your father has no conscience.
- So first... - Wait! Did Jang-hoon just die?
Did you die? Stop doing these jokes!
- That scared me. - Don't joke like that!
I only slept for 15 hours.
Yes, you need more sleep.
What channel will this press conference air on?
Chanel 228...
- Channel 228? - What channel is that?
JTBC Plus...
I forgot there's the plus now.
There's 10 different types of JTBC now!
And this one will be on JTBC Plus.
- Young-chul. - Yes?
You have to be nice to Jang-hoon. JTBC Plus is Jang-hoon's.
- It's mine. - It's your's?
- Of course. - Channel 228.
First, the members who announced their retirement...
will now share about who they were.
They will tell us some of their work experiences.
First, Kang Ho-dong!
He was born in June of 1970, in Masan.
He was a member of Ask us anything for 50 years...
and have led this program as #1 variety show in the country.
His award records show that he was the first person to achieve JTBC grand prize.
And since then he has received the grand prize for the last 49 years.
What? So we never got one grand prize?
Then there's no point of me being here!
But...
he finally was ripped off of the grand prize by Min Kyung-hoon.
Are you still the rock in my way?
This was the case 50 years ago.
Ho-dong, I don't think you're doing well.
(Aiming for Ho-dong for 50 years!)
You guys may not know this but since that moment...
he did 200 shows in JTBC.
He did 200 shows!
- Is that why he got the grand prize? - Yes.
Next is Kim Young-chul.
- Am I second? - Yes.
As soon as he debuted, he received the Rookie of the Year award in 2000.
In 2010, he received the Best Entertainer award from SBS.
In 2015, he received the Top Excellence award from MBC.
But since then...
- unfortunately... - He didn't get one after that?
yes, there is no record for an award.
No, I got an award last year.
Yes, that was 2015.
Oh, so that was 50 years ago.
Is your mind going crazy?
- My last award was 50 years ago? - Yes.
Kim Young-chul still hasn't met anyone who's willing to kiss him.
So he's been on the show I live alone for 51 years.
He's the longest member of 1 show.
He defeated Song Hae from National Singing Contest.
He is officially on the Guinness Book of records. for the longest member of 1 show.
He is still single!
- Wow. - That's amazing.
He still couldn't get married.
Next is Lee Soo-geun!
- We're suddenly moving on to me? - Yes.
He was all over on TV as the National Worker.
But from his one mistake...
he became the National gambler.
(Pathetic...)
With no work, he focused on laundry...
and washed dishes to wash his hands clean.
Currently, he is the Chairman of...
Korea's Clean Hands Committee.
He can't travel anymore because he erased his fingerprints.
(Forced to stay in country)
(He spent 50 years repenting)
Next, Kim Hee-chul.
He gave up on his studies and trusted on his good looks.
He spent most time watching TV and suddenly moved to Seoul.
He became popular as soon as he debuted.
He named himself as the Big star in the universe.
He announced that he will go to Mars.
As soon as he goes on the space rocket...
due to technological errors, he is left behind in Mars.
It's like The Martian. (Fancy Experience)
What do you ride to go to Mars?
These days we just ride the Benz.
- Just drive. - Next is Min Kyung-hoon.
- Kyung-hoon. - After his discharge from the army...
he joined JTBC's Ask us anything...
as his first variety show.
As Season 1 of Ask us anything is coming to a close...
He is the only one to receive an offer for Season 2 of Ask us anything.
- There's Season 2? - Yes.
So you're moving on with this show without us?
- Didn't you hear? - I can go on for 10 more years.
You shouldn't do that.
Listen up. We all promised!
There is no Season 2!
We have to serve Ho-dong.
We promised to die together on the same day!
But you're going off on your own?
Currently, he is happily married with Lee Gook-joo...
who only looked to him...and had turned down Jo In-sung.
They recently showed their big family of 7 boys and 8 girls.
Many people were consoled by their family.
My grandmother had a successful life.
They truly loved each other. That's how they have so many kids.
Your grandmother was an amazing woman!
Lastly, Seo Jang-hoon.
He received the Rookie of the Year award from SBS in 2015.
Since then he went all-in on TV shows.
In 2016, he received the Top Excellence award from JTBC.
From 2016 to 2030, he received
the Top Excellence award.
Why did he get so much award?
If I received an award for those 10 years...
you could've given me the grand prize award at least once.
Recently, he remarried with a woman 20 years younger than him.
You got married again?
- I'm jealous. - How many times did you remarry?
With the celebration of his 8th marriage...
he became the 2nd Yoo Toong.
(I have to write this down)
You're amazing.
Now we will have an official time for question and answer about this retirement.
It's my understanding that this show...
would continue on after Season 1.
I heard that this announcement of your retirement...
is due to inconceivable differences among the members.
Please be honest and tell us who is to blame for this retirement.
- We're curious. - Yes.
50 years ago, when we first started this show...
Yeo Producer had arranged this and put it together...
But he recently passed away.
So there's no reason to go on with this Dow.
The produce of this show passed away.
Jeong-ho, when I think about continuing with this show...
we are all mentally too tired.
We already sent some staffs to heaven.
And we're left with whoever is still here.
I'll ask you a questions. Seo Jang-hoon...
shouldn't you start accepting yourself as an entertainer now?
- What do you think? - He's 93 years old.
You still don't accept it.
I will officially make an announcement.
- Oh. - Yes?
In the year of 2067...
I will return to the basketball court.
You're coming back?
I'll return to the basketball court after 50 years.
- Do you have an offer from a team? - Yes.
- Where? - My son made a team.
(Seo family took over many things within 50 years)
I think he has mythomania.
It's his dream to die on a basketball court.
- That's right. - That's why he's going back.
Yes, I'll die on a basketball court.
I'll ask a question for Min Kyung-hoon.
I bet everyone is wondering if you still have your singing ability.
- Of course. - Then can you sing for us?
Yes, please sing for us.
He stood up.
- He can still stand. - He's healthy and has a good back.
Soo...
No matter how many times we fall out...
- I will wait for you. - His voice is too young.
No matter how painful it is...
I'll try to smile.
(Our youngest sings so well~!)
(Hehe)
(Powerful singing ability even after 50 years)
Hee-chul, what's the name of the group you were in... super...
It's Super junior.
Kim Hee-chul.
- How many are left? - They're all almost dead.
- They all died? - Young-sang is still left.
They're all almost dead.
There's only two members left. Just two members.
Who's the other member?
It's just me and Kang In.
He got so much criticism when he was young.
So he will probably live until he's 200 years old.
- He'll live to 200. - I heard he got into a fight.
He's still very popular as the fighter in the senior community.
(His fighting instincts are still strong)
Kang In is very strong.
Please sing some of your hit songs for us.
Sing us the "Sorry sorry" the trot song.
Our hit song...
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
- First of all I I... - He has so much energy!
All together now! Da Da Da Da Da
(Babies following the traditional dance)
Now you have to dance with Kang In.
I think you dance better these days.
- I envy him. - Me too.
Mr. Seo Jang-hoon...
you and Kim Goo-ra... wait is he still alive?
- He left! - He died!
- He left! - Yes, he died.
Goo-ra died?
- He died 20 years ago. - Was he sick?
He was so annoyed that he died early.
- Emotional disorder? - He died from an emotional disorder.
- What about Jae-suk? - He's still alive.
He recently quit being the president, didn't he?
- The president? - He was the president.
(Mr. Yoo became Mr.President)
He was the president and led our country very well.
That's not important!
It was the best when Ho-dong was the governor of Gangnam!
(Son of Gangnam)
He changed the capital on the map.
He moved the capital to Masan.
That's why we held him back from running for presidency.
That's right. That was a good move.
That's how Jae-suk became the president.
That's how Jae-suk ruled as the president for 20 years.
(Became the 1st place in presidency...)
Now I will ask one question I have.
If Seo Jang-hoon and Kang Ho-dong got in a fight, who would win?
Can we solve this by arm wrestle?
Hey.
(Stands up)
- Hey kid. - Hey kid.
I never said this officially.
Right now I'm... how old am I? 93?
10 years ago...
all the joints I have in my body...
were all replaced.
(He complained of poor health since 50 years ago...)
All of this and everything else in my body is plastic.
Everything here are artificial joints.
I don't have shoulders.
(Due to the absence of shoulder joints)
(arm wrestle will happen in the next life)
I will lose to you too.
I will lose to you.
Do you have a member whom you're thankful for in the last 50 years?
Lee Soo-geun, who are you most thankful for?
I'm sure you're thankful for everyone.
But still there was one reason that I was
able to consistently be a part of this...
is all because of our eldest member...
is Ho-dong. He could've continuously work as the governor.
But he wanted to be with us.
He had a better life besides this.
He was despised and compared to...
You know that really... breaks my heart.
Soo-geun, don't cry.
Please don't cry!
You're being a cry baby. Don't cry.
My Ho-dong.
Then when Ho-dong passes away...
do you plan to die and be buried with him?
What? (Excuse me?)
I mean to die and be buried alive.
Can you ask easy questions?
It's when you are forced to die and be buried with him.
An alive person gets buried along.
You can see this in Sonagi.
When the woman dies in Sonagi...
That's different. They only asked for the clothes to be buried with the dead.
That's someone else's story.
So would you do it?
I would do it. If my brother dies...
I'll take along many people with me.
I will take Young-chul with me...
I will not go.
Lastly, I'd like you to announce your retirement.
Retirement press conference... I didn't think I'd be nervous the 2nd time
but it's nerve-wrecking!
We are very happy and thankful.
Please keep supporting JTBC.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Okay, now Seo Jang-hoon.
I had a dream 50 years ago.
Okay.
We had just started and it was difficult for everyone.
I hoped that we at least last up to episode 50.
You talk really well.
But we ended up doing this for 50 years.
I hope that we do 50 more episode again...
then I would really have no other wishes. That's what I thought then.
I prepared a 3 line poem.
We will start for you.
- Eun. - We're retiring.
Twae
Thinking about retirement...
makes my heart feel so sad and empty.
Wow.
I love you all for supporting us till the end.
I love you.
I really love you.
Please be healthy!
1...2...3!
(Be faithful to this moment)
What do you know? Do you know about women?
It's me. Accept it?
Today's master of sense is Seo Jang-hoon!
(Giant of Senses)
(Full knowledge of current events and common sense!)
(Giant of Knowledge)
(Never expected this to get big)
(Capability assessment of Giant)
(Woman's heart skill test!)
(Competitive challengers!)
Most charismatic member is...!
(Assessment of senses!)
(Show the dignity of the sense champion!)
(Go get the giant!)
(Outdoor Knowledge contest!)
(100 citizens show up on the streets!)
I was kidding.
(Swept away)
(Suffer a total loss before being accepted?)
(The result of his bold talk?)
(Ask us anything)
To all those who supported this show...
we'll give a gift certificate from Moon Jung-ah Chinese.
And gift certificate from Black Vue Korea.
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